Why oh why do people want to be orange?
I have never understood..are they really under the impression that we believe this is their natural skin tone! HA! There's nothing worse than a girl or boy with carrot tan lines, patchy gravy looking skin or a dirty,muddy, grubby need a wash complexion. Its really not appealing ..who told them it was?! I know people who put on layers and layers of the stuff they have whole kits for it. They are so desperate to be dark they go on the sunbeds, then have a spray tan, put on even more fake tan on their night out, then just before pile on loads of bronzers ect until they have successfully gone 50 shades of POO! Why cant people just accept the complexion and skin tone they were born with ..not every one is meant to be brown and most of the time it just looks like an EPIC fail! Brown arms and pale hands, orange palms, dirty finger nails all for the sake of what? looking like you need a bath or you tried in vain to change ethnicity?
You get the tanoholics burning every week like a sausage to get a tan but they permanently look RED!
Then you get the rolled in SHIT tanners! The ones who seriously look like they need a bath! They have dirty tan build-up round their neck, white lines and smudges. But their remedy is to cake on even more of the ultimate darkness in hopes that it all blends in! NO you look like a giant shit with eyes!
Some of the celebs are the worst for it they appear as if they have either been varnished or tangoed! Helen Flanagan admitting in the jungle that she has a spray tan every two days that's just ridiculous!
Its obvious what they are trying to achieve that 'natural looking glow' but they are seriously failing! If you want a tan go on holiday or go back in time and ask your mother to choose a man with a slightly darker skin complexion other than that, I just don't think its really working out for you it looks exactly like what is says on the bottle FAKE!
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| She had me in hysterics ..what was she thinking! |

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| men are just as bad as women! |
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| He can not be serious! |
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| you would think it may have occurred to Kim to wash her hands maybe??! |
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| unless she's been eating shit I suspect a serious case of tanning and no washing! |
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| check out the arms! |












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