What the ..GAMES!!!!!!!

I don't like to play games when it comes to dating and relationships, anyone who knows me knows that! I'm just sick of all these unwritten rules women feel they must follow and it always seems to me that its only us that plays by them!
Why should I wait for you to contact me first? why aren't I allowed to show my impatience if its taken you 10 years to reply to a message? Why are you allowed to be rude and ignorant and I must remain silent and wait for your response so it appears as if I'm not bothered? why should I pretend? Why are we told that the truth just scares men away and we should wait before we express our feelings? I don't know about you but I only plan on living once so time is of the essence and if you don't ask you don't get what's the point beating round that bush! what i want is commitment and if your not ready for that or willing to be involved in something serious then why waste my time? isn't it better to get it all out at the start? Then surely you'll both know what you want , where it's heading and if it's worth pursing. ...

We all like to portray ourselves as emotionless, busy, independent women. Why is it a crime to show your emotions were not robots, if something pisses me off I say, if I like something I express it. I'm sick of all the GAMES if you want to go for a drink let's go for a drink simple as that, all the million texts and phone calls and facebooking it can take these days to get to that point is just frustrating. Things never seem to be that straight forward any more. Some men claim that we are the complicated creatures yet I find it is them that are the most confusing.
 They can be overly interested to the point it's suffocating then suddenly loose interest, claim to be interested but there actions don't reflect it all or they come up with 101 reasons they just cant settle down right now..these are my favourites:

 'I've just came out of a serious relationship a few years ago and I'm just not ready for any sort of commitment right now'
(That's fine but us women get heartbroken and jump straight back on the horse we don't turn it into the great depression for the next ten years you wimps .Men get burnt once and moan about it forever we get burned multiple times yet still believe in love, still fall in love and still get into new relationships ... it's strange..maybe men are the wise ones.)

'I'm only young I don't want to be tied down'
(This excuse can run it's course from the age of 18 until 50!)

'I  do want to meet someone, I do get lonely, but I'm kind of seeing a few people, I still talk to my ex as well but if I was going to be with anyone it would be you, we get on really well  you are the right person for me , it's just the wrong time'
(The wrong time, the right time to connect with somebody and be in love is whenever you feel like it!)

'I think your amazing and I know I said I was ready for a relationship but I'm just not.. I'm really sorry but you cant blame me!'
(yeh sure I'll blame it on the boogie!)

'It's not you it's me iv'e just got a lot of issues at the moment'
(you and the rest of the world, this line is so text book, if someone uses this line on you they are taking the piss!)

'I don't have time for a girlfriend..i go to work, the gym, chill with my mates, go out ,see my family, walk the dog, watch TV, eat, sleep..see there's just no time for you!'
(This is a clear of example of someone who does not want to make time..if a guy would rather do mundane boring tasks then chill with you. Your either as boring as shit, he is just the biggest knob in the world or his trying to give you a hint..his just not that into you)

I also hate the bullshit excuses! If you haven't replied for a week to a text just tell the truth just been a little busy lately I saw your text and forgot to reply or the ultimate truth which is I just couldn't be arsed. Rather than concocting these elaborate stories about leaving your phone at work or your mom's for a few days . Loosing your phone.. CLAIMING you planned to call me today but in fact I beat you to it (< this ones my favourite are you fucking serious), you was just about to text me blah blah bullshit! It really insults me because if you actually think for one second i believe your far fetched fairy tales then you really must think I'm the worlds biggest MUG! 

In my opinion if your not willing to put in the effort then WHY SHOULD I?  your just not worthy. And definitely don't think that you can communicate with me once in a blue moon then expect me to want to meet up or go on a date..YOU ARE HAVING A LAUGH! you cheeky bastard! Why would you think I want to go out with you when you put in 0 effort! your expecting me to put in all the work and chase you... so things can go further feelings develop we sleep together then I feel even more like a dick head when your temporary amnesia kicks in again and you forget I exist? THINK AGAIN!

There are guys out there that are straight forward, honest, to the point and hate playing games as much as I do but unfortunately they seem very few and far between. With a lot of gentlemen men these days ( being a male is a matter of birth, being a man a matter of age, being a gentleman is a matter of choice!) I just find they are all trying to juggle so many women (unsuccessfully) and there's no point in asking any questions about it because all you will hear is lies. With a lot of men it's not what you know it's what you can prove. Chivalry is dead, romance is dying and good manners just took a running jump out the window! So When I meet a guy that's into all this game playing , it does make me laugh, I just think to myself good luck to you. I'll just leave you to it. To do what I was doing when I was 15 and a baby, before I matured and grew up. You may think it's getting you somewhere but in REALITY it's getting you nowhere at all. Especially with me which is very evident as every time you ask what I'm doing on the weekend I always happen to be busy. When really I'm doing sweet F A. I just don't make time for people that don't make time for me,  people that don't feel I'm worth putting in any effort and people who see me as an option rather than a priority. I prefer to be someone's first choice, not an after thought, a backup plan or some thing to 'do' on the weekend to fill a sudden vacancy or cure your boredom!!!! I'm really not here for your entertainment love.

  

We have all been that 'game playing' person at some point, well most of us have, I've played my fair share of games when I was young AND DUMB!  I was great at them master manipulator, always got what I wanted, full of lies and excuses. But then I realised I didn't really want what I got, it can cause a lot of hurt, it is just wasting time, got me nowhere at all, didn't make me happy in the long run and didn't fill that void that love can so easily fill. Also when you eventually meet someone you really do like if they have any respect for themselves they wont take you seriously because of the rep that you have. Which is ultimately self conflicted. As I got older I began treating people how I want to be treated, being honest, upfront and appreciating other peoples feelings more. So now when I do meet someone in that mind frame I used to have it's so obvious to me. It's so predictable and transparent I can see straight through them like an auto-glass and its really not very long before they get AUTO-GLASS REPLACED! That being said guys just listen to me now, stop with your feeble attempts because momma didn't raise no fool! I know my worth and will never settle for less. Plus Half the time you don't even know how to play the game yourself. You just look like idiots. I strongly suggest some of you brush up on your game playing skills. Sometimes it's so pathetic I actually want to give you some tips and pointers all the call of duty in the world isn't going to help you! My suggestion to you...Shut up, grow up and FIX UP! GET IT ..GOT IT.. GOOD!
And If your still going to play games at least play them properly!
This shits chess, it ain't checkers!!!

What the....FIX FACTOR!!!!!

It's not about the vocals or a singing competition, it's about views, adverts and money. It's really not about talent at all so why do we subject ourselves to it? 

It's entertaining! You can't deny X factor has the entertainment value, some of us purely tune in to watch the awful acts that cant sing to save their lives. The acts that look like they get dressed in the dark, The desperate for fame acts and the acts that are clearly not all there! 

MASTER MANIPULATORS!
But what we dont see is how severely edited the show is and how they manipulate and exploit the vulnerable for our viewing pleasure. It's very clear to me some of the contestants are not mentally stable and of course the producers are well aware of this too but to them that just means guaranteed shocking behavior and better ratings! Obviously a person who isn't all there can't grasp the fact that the judges are less than impressed by their singing ability. especially as up into that point when they are shoved on stage to be teared apart by the pack of judges (in-front of an audience of thousands) they have been told that they are great by the x factor team and that they have what it takes to make it all the way! You can almost compare it too a Victorian freak show the exploitation is just as severe but on a much larger scale! They care not about the emotional welfare of their contestants!
There was one particular episode where a woman called  Zoe Alexander Protested against the judges belittling her performance and choice of song saying "You told me to sing a Pink song! I didn’t want to sing a Pink song, you guys told me to sing a Pink song."' The judges then replied 'we never told you to sing it!' Zoe then proceeded to go berserk and throw her microphone and to anybody watching it really seemed she had a few screws loose. But after doing a bit of research it turns out she was referring to the producers of the show who did in fact tell her to sing the awful song informing her it would definitely get her through to the next stage! And as i suspected her out burst was edited so she would appear as some crazy lady wrongly accusing the judges! The editing was ridiculously obvious to me and just proves they will go to extreme lengths to set people up for a fall and humiliate them. People who had also saw this woman Zoe live in concert claimed she was amazing and suggested the show had used auto tune to distort her vocals. Sounds a bit far fetched but i wouldn't put it past them auto tune can be used to make vocals sound worse as well as improve them and last year i definitely spotted a bit of auto tune being used on some of the auditions to make them sound better so they could justify their choices! It is TV entertainment at the expense of weaker people. When it comes to the live show and a performer does what they have been encouraged to do by the shows production staff, THE JUDGES KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT and therefore provoke a reaction for the cameras!

 THE REAL AUDITION PROCESS
A lot of us really believe the acts just line up outside and then go on stage to audition in-front of the judges..Well that is definitely not the case and i should know as i auditioned myself years ago.
 Those auditions you see on telly have all been planned ahead of time and in fact you have to go through several preliminary rounds to even get up on that stage. A round of first auditions is held in front of producers months before the show is aired these are open auditions that any one can attend.
The auditions themselves are not televised, but shots of crowds waving and "judges' cars" arriving are filmed and later spliced in with the televised auditions shot later in the year. The televised version misrepresents the process by implying that the entire huge crowds all perform to the judges.The production team supply the crowds with "home-made" signs. Should you pass the pre-auditions either for reasons of talent or for the potential of making entertaining television. only the best and worst of the auditions actually in-front of the judges get aired. Camera shots take up to 6 hours to record before the auditions are started, with the production team constantly misleading the auditionees. Which explains the tantrums you see people have on stage, when the average person off the street is given clear encouragement by the production staff of the country’s biggest talent show through two rounds of auditions, they will obviously react when being publicly humiliated in front of millions of people.

What the...FAKE BAKE!

I am not Willy Wonker (would you believe) and I don't possess a chocolate factory but every where I go I see umpa lumpas!!!!!

Why oh why do people want to be orange?

I have never understood..are they really under the impression that we believe this is their natural skin tone! HA! There's nothing worse than a girl or boy with carrot tan lines, patchy gravy looking skin or a dirty,muddy, grubby need a wash complexion. Its really not appealing ..who told them it was?! I know people who put on layers and layers of the stuff they have whole kits for it. They are so desperate to be dark they go on the sunbeds, then have a spray tan, put on even more fake tan on their night out, then just before pile on loads of bronzers ect until they have successfully gone 50 shades of POO!  Why cant people just accept the complexion and skin tone they were born with ..not every one is meant to be brown and most of the time it just looks like an EPIC fail! Brown arms and pale hands, orange palms, dirty finger nails all for the sake of what? looking like you need a bath or you tried in vain to change ethnicity?

You get the tanoholics burning every week like a sausage to get a tan but they permanently look RED!

 Then you get the rolled in SHIT tanners! The ones who seriously look like they need a bath! They have dirty tan build-up round their neck, white lines and smudges. But their remedy is to cake on even more of the ultimate darkness in hopes that it all blends in! NO you look like a giant shit with eyes! 

  

Some of the celebs are the worst for it they appear as if they have either been varnished or tangoed! Helen Flanagan admitting in the jungle that she has a spray tan every two days that's just ridiculous! 

Its obvious what they are trying to achieve that 'natural looking glow' but they are seriously failing! If you want a tan go on holiday or go back in time and ask your mother to choose a man with a slightly darker skin complexion other than that, I just don't think its really working out for you it looks exactly like what is says on the bottle FAKE!

She had me in hysterics ..what was she thinking!

men are just as bad as women!

 He can not be serious! 

you would think it may have occurred to Kim to wash her hands maybe??!

unless she's been eating shit I suspect a serious case of tanning and no washing!

check out the arms! 

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What the...MOBILE!!!

SLAGBERRY! 
Don't you just hate it when your on a date with somebody and their Blackberry messenger keeps pinging! I mean really guys your not doing yourselves any favours. Constantly interrupting and reminding me this guy clearly has too many admirers. Mental note to self there will definitely not be date number two!
I absolutely loathe being asked for a BB pin firstly because i don't have one and never will! I don't see the need to have hundreds of bored idiots chatting shit to me for the sake of it because its free. You may be but im 100% not on a BLACKBERRY hype!

 Second of all these BB pin seekers have literally maxed out my Facebook inbox with their annoying requests and demands. 'Gimme your pin' seems to be one of their favourites or just even sending me their pin without a so much as a hi, how are you the arrogant twats! Even though I make daily status updates stating I don't have a Blackberry and expressing how much I detest being asked for a BB PIN. Alas this still does not deter them! I just don't get it whatever you have to say, say it to me now in the message your sending me begging for a pin. Why is it so important to talk to me via blackberry? why do they think they have the god given right to your pin? why do they think I would even give them my pin if I had one!
 I more commonly refer to it as Slag-berry as its become an essential part of the slag tool kit allowing you to chat up multiple easy lovers all at one time for free! People seem to want to give it out willy nilly as if its somehow not connected to your personal mobile phone and doesn't allow complete strangers to send you messages.
here are a few examples of status updates I have made in the past on my Facebook page yet I still receive daily enquiries!

warning do not inbox me asking for my blackberry i have stated for at least 1 year i don't have one and don't want one! so unless you are a complete moron and you can't read in which case you have no business on fb. Do not inbox me asking for a pin nothing annoys me more do something more constructive with your time rather than harassing people!


I do NOT have watts-app, i am seeing someone AND i don't have a phone number not one you can have anyway! Contrary to popular belief just because were friends on fb and i have a vagina doesn't mean your entitled to chat me up or that i want to meet you if i did i would of let you know along time ago ok.. but your more than welcome to share you opinions :-)

NOT SO SMART PHONES!
I have never really been a lover of the smart phone; I have this thing called a life and find it much more interesting. If you have the time to actually make use of over 200 aps, I really question what you are doing with your life.
Nothing annoys me more than having a conversation with someone and their nose is constantly in their phone, zero eye contact, as they are constantly tweeting, updating, reading emails, playing games, editing pictures and checking the fucking weather (what difference does it make to you what the rainfall will be at 5am you will be in your house!) You attempt to have a conversation with them and begrudgingly they allow themselves a brief disconnect from their beloved phone to say a few words like 'huh what was that?' and it takes every fibre of my being not to march across to them and smash their phone to bits! The same goes when someone has asked you to put a specific programme on and they only look up from their phone twice throughout the whole thing!!!!Grrrrrr!!!! There's Tweeter, Whatsapp, Facebook, Skype and all the other hundred means of communications is there any point in even having a phone to communicate with then? What happened to good old texts and phone calls?